Uninterrupted Bathroom Visits

If a mom goes to the bathroom and doesn't have an audience, it usually means one of two things: the kids are in bed or they are up to no good.

I returned from the bathroom today to find Sami elbow deep (literally) in a giant box of Goldfish, and Stella coloring various things around the house (herself included) with a black permanent marker that I have no idea how she got her sticky paws on.