Testosterone

I love this man. He puts up with me. He doesn't get mad at me when I wake him to kill a spider just after he fell asleep. He's not afraid to hold a purse for one of his many ladies. He goes to work with glitter stuck in his stubble. He comes on family walks with his ladies. I could go on all day about him, but I will spare you.

I kinda like his dog, too.